Week #2 - My Mind Be Blown Sky High

[Marcellas Reynolds]

I ain't never seen so much insane shit go down in a first week before in my life. First off, Michelle, that slut, won HOH cause I voted for her cheating ass to be HOH. Ugh, have mercy I will never forgive that decision.

Next, she nominated two other bitches and neither of them left LOLFAIL! Not only did they not leave, that bitch got herself expelled because she got EXPOSED! Good on ma girl Monica for being the one to do it too.

Then this wanna be who wasn't even originally cast, Knatalie walked through the door, who this bitch think she is being all perky and ruining the Marcellas gettin' further in the game by doin' nothin' parade. Oh no, mmm mmm. No. Bitch got to go.

I have decided that since most of these hoes haven't even tried to talk with me, I'm nominating the ugliest house guests according to Marcellas if I won HOH.

If I don't be winning, I be suckin' up to the winner like a hooker landing a rich man in Pretty Woman.

[Marcellas Reynolds]

Ooo that little nerd Ian just won HOH. And who was the first person he eliminated from the HOH challenge? Marcellas! Oh hellz nah! Now I have to go and suck up to his little punk ass. This gonna be hilarious.

[Marcellas Reynolds]

That hoe Ian shoulda just done what I suggested. He told me right to my face I wasn't goin' up and then PUT MY ASS UP! Oh. Hell. Nah. That shit don't fly. You don't tell a sexy bitch they ain't goin' up and then put them up anyway. Mmm mmm no! No. Now I'm all gettin' up in peoples grills and got like three peeps already on my side to use the veto on my ass. Oh yea, Marcellas a quick hooka. Imma be off the block in no time cause these bitches love me.