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Post by James Rhine on Jan 4, 2013 23:15:25 GMT -5
Become a high class poker player You are so classy ~ |
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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jan 5, 2013 2:19:00 GMT -5
Become a high class poker player But isn't playing poker illegal, Drewbie?  |
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 5, 2013 11:21:39 GMT -5
Drew, that's sexy. I love poker. I love casinos. I love suave men in suits at craps tables. I love men with money who look over at me from across the green felt, smile, wink, and then have a drink brought to me...except then I realize it's not for me, it's for the bitch sitting next to me. Because I'm a boy and no one sends me drinks at casinos and I'm stuck making my own money and ordering my own drinks. (Thank god they're free at casinos.) /rant
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Post by Dustin McDreamy on Jan 5, 2013 12:38:19 GMT -5
Drew, that's sexy. I love poker. I love casinos. I love suave men in suits at craps tables. I love men with money who look over at me from across the green felt, smile, wink, and then have a drink brought to me...except then I realize it's not for me, it's for the bitch sitting next to me. Because I'm a boy and no one sends me drinks at casinos and I'm stuck making my own money and ordering my own drinks. (Thank god they're free at casinos.) /rant Omg, I'll totes buy you drinks in 3 years and a month! |
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 5, 2013 13:05:22 GMT -5
Omg, I'll totes buy you drinks in 3 years and a month! In Canada, you'd only have to wait a year and a month! (And actually, in Québec, you'd be legal in a month.) |
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Post by Amy "Holy Fool" Crews on Jan 6, 2013 1:59:57 GMT -5
Drew, that's sexy. I love poker. I love casinos. I love suave men in suits at craps tables. I love men with money who look over at me from across the green felt, smile, wink, and then have a drink brought to me...except then I realize it's not for me, it's for the bitch sitting next to me. Because I'm a boy and no one sends me drinks at casinos and I'm stuck making my own money and ordering my own drinks. (Thank god they're free at casinos.) /rant You are amazing. |
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Post by Brian Hart on Jan 6, 2013 10:44:07 GMT -5
Nicole I LOVEEE CASINOS!
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Post by Dustin McDreamy on Jan 6, 2013 14:21:51 GMT -5
Alright, next month: Quebecian Casino Party: BBR style.
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 6, 2013 15:40:02 GMT -5
So it's a date then?  |
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Post by James Rhine on Jan 6, 2013 17:00:28 GMT -5
What's a casino?
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Post by Dustin McDreamy on Jan 7, 2013 7:43:52 GMT -5
So it's a date then? I'VE HAD DIBS ON BRIAN FOR 4 SEASONS NOW, YOU MANSTEALING TRAMP! |
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 7, 2013 11:02:42 GMT -5
Dustin, I could sit on your face and tear off your braces with one Kegel. Don't mess with me.
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 7, 2013 11:03:47 GMT -5
(I'm just kidding, Dustin. You know you're my boy.)
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Post by Dustin McDreamy on Jan 7, 2013 17:00:49 GMT -5
Dustin, I could sit on your face and tear off your braces with one Kegel. Don't mess with me. Okay, I'm looking up the definition of Kegle, and It's just an exercise that helps give men stronger boners and less Erectile Dysfunction, and also helps prevent Premature Ejaculation but It's apparently just a bunch of pelvic thrusts, and I fail to see how this is supposed to be a punishment if you're sitting on my face. I don't even own braces. |
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Post by Nicole Nilson on Jan 7, 2013 18:04:36 GMT -5
Kegels are contractions of your genital muscles, front and back, for men and women, and yeah, people do them as exercises to strengthen their anal and vaginal sphincters. I've never heard about the ED (erectile dysfunction, not Evel Dick) stuff, though. And you're right, how could it possibly be a punishment?  (And I know you don't have braces lol.) |
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